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What are YOU looking at? Hey! Be careful! If you click too hard, you could shatter the entire website. And then I'm gonna have to make you mop up the pieces with your tears! Nah, I'd let you use your friend's tears. Don't worry... or should you worry? Yeah, you might wanna worry. Just in case... you know.
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I don't like CHANGE!
But I'll take bills!!!
AAAAhahahahahahaha....
Nah, but seriously...
Hahahahaha. Try saying THAT with a straight face!!!
OOOoohhhhhhhh I do so wish I hadn't tried to do that power slide in the basement hallway at school... I've got this wicked bruise now aaaannnn iiittttt huuuuuurrrrtttsssses!!!!
So who's got TWINKIES?!?!?!
DON'T GO ON MYSPACE.COM! THOSE PEOPLE HAVE KNIVES!
But don't hit kids either! They all have guns!
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*Does not include Diet Pepsi, fat people, Malaria, H1N1, shrubs larger than 3'6" tall, anamatronics, digitally enhanced pictures of hotels, the color "flu", stupid people, tampon comercials, this thingy: "&", the letter H, and foods containing enzymes. Side effects may include drowsiness, itching, redness at the injection site, swelling, loss of apetite, kidney failure, liver failure, stomach inflamation, mental illness, barking, meowing, and other side effects that could lead to heart attack, stroke, death, or being followed by domesticated house pets.
The word "bored" can just go somewhere because I hate people who hate people.
DON'T FEAR THE TURTLE! HE'LL NEVER CATCH YOU!!! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
The word "how" is very underrated. Not only is it only three letters, but when spelled backwards, it says "esohpogus".
Yeah, okay, that's it. Hahaha.
TTYL!!! KTHANKSBYE!!!
--Flynn, the webmistress of melodic and harmonic dissonance!!!
PS: Find the NINJA!!!!
QX
PPS: If you found the ninja, you is alreddeh dead. =(
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