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Yeah so welcome to my life. Welcome to everything that's happened to me in the past two days. Welcome to the crazed writings of Flynn. Shoutout time!!! The other Katherine who goes by Grace, B, Maes, Murph, Loner, Fleshman, and all yee other Keough buddies, welcome to the show. Please turn off your cell phones and pagers because a silent text is a happy text! no food or drink in the theatre and remember to throw your trash away! I mean, we have people for that, but just do it anyway. It makes doing what they're payed for a heck of a lot easier. So remember, it's a party without the fun, because the fun has just begun:
I was walking around the back yard of my grandparents' house, dog leash in hand, and rain pouring from the angry looking clouds. "Come on! Hurry up already! You said you gotta go... so GO!" I said angrily to the dog. She sniffed her way around the yard and finally found a place to do her business. When another dog wandered by, she paused and went over to greet it. Stupid dog. Beagles aren't necessarily the smartest of creatures, but she must have seen something in that dumb poodle. So a while passes and the lady with the stupid poodle finally pulls her dog off down the sidewalk. Shivering and wet from the rain, I stood there with that stuborn dog and waited another couple minutes for it to find a good place to... deficate. She finally did and I tugged her back inside. She wanted to go after the poodle, i think. Screw that, I wasn't gonna get pnemonia over a poodle. "We're hungry" over and over again. My cousins (who I was babysitting) had just eaten no less than thirty minutes ago (two cheeseburgers each, carrots, corn, ice cream, and then cookies) and they were still saying they were hungry. "Wait till ya get home" was all I could say. I was out of food ideas. It was my grandparents'house anyhow. So they settled down and watched TV. Good thing, too. I was gonna lose it. All in all, when their parents came to get them, they left peaceably and that was that. My mom came and picked me up and that was that. Fun day, huh? Ugh. I'll have to post more later. I'm gonna go eat. See ya in a few minutes, ok?
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