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A Message From Murph

A Random Rant!!!

11/12/2009 16:18
This is what Murph says: "KK, so, my friends and i got an inside joke. Whenever someone says "Say the magic words...", you say "Shut up!" Its a mean joke so maybe only use it on people who are in on it. So I'm talking to my would-be boyfriend, who is a compulsive liar. I mean, does he really think...

And this is the part where murph says something commical and we read it and laugh...

11/06/2009 20:46
Ok so I officially have a ramble page for Murph now. We'll see what she has to say about that and I'll start getting her to ramble!

To whom all good things go with little and meaningless affection, with all due respect: your extraordinarily regretting collegue, Simon.

01/23/2010 16:58

Well good morrow, fair ladies, gents, and any other nondenominational and nondiscriminatory race and or gender that may exist (no offense to our robot and half-human-half-robot prototypes and fully functional models or any other form of alien or sentient being beginning with but not limited to the letter R). Hey. How's it goin? To all our classy Keough visitors and regular members, yo. Word. And to all our Robot friends: beep beep boop beep. (For all our human friends, that means: good evening. Together we shall take over the world and lick mango trees with our robot kittens.) And to all our Mount de Sales friends (not including Ashley) Favete Linguis. (For those of us who do not speak Latin, I'll never tell you what that means. Just pretend it's a compliment... But maybe you don't have to pretend... maybe it really is... hm... you don't know... you may never know...) And to those of us who don't give a crap: dude. Get a life. Okay. So now that that's over and done with... yeah. This is the part of The ... Show (the dot dot dot show) where I talk about Columbian exports and the ratio of general trades from the port in Laaos and the port of Spain including the shipment of sugar cain and tobacco. Hahahahahaha. I could almost see you people rolling your eyes and clicking the X button in the upper right hand corner of the screen and saying "Well screw this. Never goin on there again". hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha. 

Now go back and figure out where I put two "A"'s in a row.... It's ok. I'll wait. Go ahead.

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Well? Did you find it?

I don't think you were looking.

Go on. Go back and look. I'll wait. I can do this aaaaaaaaaaaall day.

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Did you find it? Really? Good for you. I'm proud. Okay. Moving on.

Well... hm... okay. LET'S SEE.. I THINK I'LL TYPE IN ALL CAPITALS! IT'S MORE FUN THAT WAY... Yeah ok. I'm bored. Bye.

THE END.

Or is it???

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Yup. It's the end. Bye guys!