What?!?!? What do you mean there's no ending to "Lost"?!?!?! I thought that was like some kind of crack about "Lost" being lost! FAAAIIILLLL!!!

Okay so here goes... today I was walking down the hall and I realized my shoe was untied. I ran as fast as I could to my next class, sat down at my desk and tied my shoe. The teacher looked at me like I was insane. But at least I eliminated the possibility of tripping in the halls. haha... My life is, indeed, average. And you know what, world? Prunes were once plums. And now they're not. Like raisins are humilited grapes. What a hateful society. It's a shame about raisins. A true shame as sure as anything. But you know what's a really wierd word? Avacado. I mean, do you KNOW how many vowels are in that word? Like... lemme see... Two... three... FOUR! FOUR WHOLE VOWELS! Why doesn't the word "orange" get four? Did it get demoted like magenta (now known as the color that no one talks about because it's so daggone fruity that no one even wants to say "magenta" anymore)? I don't know... maybe it's a conspiracy to rid the world of the letter "H". Sesame Street would be ashamed. I know I am. Yeah. But anyway... I think that I should come up with more polls for the "random corner" of this site. What do y'all think? Haha. I forgot. I'm just typing this for my own benefit. No one actually visits this site, so if I were to put more polls on here, they would be tied forever... at ZERO! AAAAAAHHHHH!!! Haha. Maybe that sobering fact will make me realize I need to get a life.... NAH! Then what would you people read when you were so bored you were about to go sledding up a hill. Yeah. I've tried it. Doesn't work so well... So answer me this, America: Do you... or do you not... take.... VISA? Mull it over... let it all sink in. Have a very fairy weekend and a happy kwanzika! Yeah. I invented a holiday. How do you like it? It's a mix of Kwanza and Hanukka. Yeah. Take that, all yee naysayers... I LOVE Kwanzika! It's like the new Chuck Norris.... Nah. You can't replace Chuch Norris. On a scale of 1 to 10... 10 being totally super awsome and 1 being not so very awsome at all... I'd say Chuck Norris is a 12. His fists make up the other two levels of awsome needed to break the scale. Haha.

THE END.

Or is it???