When you say what you mean, you don't necessarily mean what you say. I mean, come on. Everybody lies... even me! Well... ESPECIALLY me... hahaha... why aren't you laughing with me? hm. Whatever.

Good evening, world. I'm here to tell you about a hostile takeover I am planning. Yes, that's right. Sneaky Flynn has finally done it: gone doned and went stark raving mad, after all these years. Hahahahaha... mwahahahahahah!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! Ok. Now that the crazed laughing portion of the show is over... let's get down to business. When you are finished reading this... I will own your mind. You will be under my control... foreveeerrr!!!! Mwahahaha! Yeah, that's right. I went there. I said it. Moving on. But, hey. It might not be so bad. After all, I only need you humans to build my ship so that I may return to Taiwan where I am babysitting a Mexican child. Here's the plan: I will fly the three days in the first night, then three more days on the second night, and then by the third night, I should be there. Yeah. And then I'll stay a week and get back before the sun sets on the first day I'm gone from my house in America. Yup. Great plan, huh. Yeah. Bask in its glory and awsomeness. Okay. Moving on... I will now reveal to you my brilliant scheme to overthrow the president, making me the Supreme Ruler of Earth. Or as I like to call it, the Person Stuck with the Craphole Planet. Hahaha. Nah, I'm kidding. Earth aint so bad... Yeah. But I'll call the president of the Southern border of Massechussetts and then I'll learn how to spell. Yeah. And then I'll buy an iPhone and call Obama. And I'll tell him to wear a blue tie to the inauguration next year so he doesn't end up in a red one AGAIN. And then I'll play TapTap Revenge II on the iPhone, and then I'll break it whilst clubbing a border patrol guy over the head with a salami stick, and then I'll fix it with duct tape I'm going to steal from a Home Depot in New Orleans which hasn't really had a while lot of visitors lately... and then I'll go to Haiti with a bucket and yell "FLOOD!" and then fly to Sweden and hit a llama with a Ritz cracker. And then I'll go to Ireland and paint a sheep bright pink. And then I'll burn down the third Great Lake from the left. And then I'll climb a mountain. And then I'll give up on that and go spend the night in Vegas, but not get any sleep cuz it's the city that never sleeps, so I'll go to NYC and ride the ferris wheel in the Toys R Us. Then I'll go to D.C. and sit in Lincoln's lap in the Lincoln Memorial and tell him what I want for Christmas in advance so he doesn't forget. Then I'll point and laugh at the Washington Monument. You Americans are so weird. It looks nothing like the guy! More like a tribute to Bill Clinton! Hahahahaha. Okay. Moving on. And then I'll buy a boat, sell it for a profit of thirty nine cents, and then spend that on Starbursts at the Candy Box in Catonsville. And then I'll move to Eden, Wisconsin and see how much cheese I can eat before I puke up a lung. And then I'll prolly be bored so I'll go home and take a nap. The End. Do you like it? Great world domination plan, huh? What do you mean "where does the conquering come in?" ?!?!?!?!?! Crap. I hadn't really thought about that... hm... well... I guess I'm screwed. Okay. Well, that's fine. This plan only took me 15 years to perfect. I guess I can always just start over. Well, in the event of my defeat, your minds are free. Have a nice day, guys. Waste not, hate not!

THE END.

Or is it???